The Many Jumpsuits of Jennifer Lopez
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J.Lo jump suit

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May 25, 2011

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Here's Jennifer in that Michael Kors. Our eyes are so torn between the pegged legs and her absurdly thick and ravishing nearly butt-length hair.
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May 14, 2011

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Performing at KIIS FM's 2011 Wango Tango Concert in Los Angeles, J.Lo was fortunate to get to wear a castoff from the old Spider-Man musical wardrobe — we have on good intelligence that THIS is the suit Spider-Man would have worn if his dream sequence about being the only dancing sequin to survive the Apocalypse wasn't cut.
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April 29, 2011

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If all her handlers and her Escalades and her small herd of white ponies didn't give her arrival away to the Extra crew when she wore this to a taping, she had her SEQUINS!!!!!!! as backup.
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November 20, 2010

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At the launch of Gucci's kids' collection, Ms. Lopez's attire looked like a genie's from the waist down (maybe that was a neat party trick for the knee-high kids) and Real Housewife of New York Luann's from the waist up (maybe that was a neat party trick for the reality television casting agents also attending).
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September 22, 2010

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Here, Jennifer appeals to reporters at a season ten press conference. You know, appeals, confuses - same thing.
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May 16, 2010

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Even when she's trying to go off the grid in Monaco, her jumpsuit is sending visual Morse code to paparazzi cameras from hundreds of feet away.
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February 19, 2010

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Even when she's not wearing a jumpsuit to perform (here she is in Italy), she sure looks like she's wearing a jumpsuit. (Close inspection of the photos reveal a waistband, despite the logical thought you probably have right now: But how could those be PANTS?)
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December 31, 2009

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J. Lo took some heat for wearing this sort of nude, sort of not nude body stocking to perform on New Year's Eve in Times Square. But something must be said for at once having the balls and also so evidently NOT having them, too.
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December 27, 2009

Photo: Larry Marano/FilmMagic
The best part about this is how she looks like she's thinking about how ugly someone else's outfit is.


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