Miami Swim Week descended upon Florida this past weekend, increasing the already-high quotient of tall, tanned, and very toned folk in the city. The spring 2012 collections included showings from Diesel, Mara Hoffman, Norma Kamali, and Lisa Blue (this time without prints of the Hindu goddess Lakshmi on the swimsuits). And while we’re all for dazzling presentations, we can’t help but clock the swimsuits we’re pretty sure you might not want to actually swim in. Click through the slideshow to see a selection of a few very water-resistant getups.
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