We thought T-shirts were the most innocuous of clothing items, but J.Crew’s Jenna Lyons had to go and make us doubt ourselves. “T-shirts and I don’t really get along,” she told Stylelist. “I mean, we just don’t agree. Every time someone takes a picture of me in a t-shirt I’m like, ‘Why did I do that?’ I love t-shirts; they just don’t love me. It’s very sad. I don’t have a great body for t-shirts.” Crap. What is a great body for T-shirts, then?