
Selita Ebanks apparently sustained minor injuries from the diamond-encrusted underwear she wore at last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show. “That’s not sexy. Nobody wants bruises on their vagina,” she tells the Huffington Post. “I don’t know about wearing diamonds on your crotch. It’s like you’re walking and scraping. This is not cohesive to get a man. No man wants a scratchy vagina.” She perhaps meant “conducive,” not “cohesive” — but then again, who really knows. [HuffPo]