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Further Proof That Man Thongs Are Baffling

Matt Bomer.
Matt Bomer. Photo: Joe Corrigan

Matt Bomer, who plays a male stripper in Steven Soderbergh’s forthcoming movie, Magic Mike, was so freaked out by his man thong costume that he needed help. “The first time I tried it, I put it on wrong and my junk didn’t fit in it,” he told MTV News. “I had to call a wardrobe person in [and say], ‘Something is wrong with my thong, you guys. I think we are gonna have to figure this out.’ And they’re like, ‘Yeah your legs are in the wrong holes.’” We’re just relieved he didn’t somehow strangle himself. [Page Six/NYP]

Further Proof That Man Thongs Are Baffling