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Kanye West Will Perform at This Year’s Victoria’s Secret Show

The finale of last year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
The finale of last year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Now that we’re running out of things to analyze from last month’s whirlwind of foot-destroying spring collections, we can finally turn our attention to the annual extravaganza that tricks the general public into thinking that all runway shows are like a combination of Cirque du Soleil and a pop concert: the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. This year’s musical guests — which are the only things that really change about the show from year to year — include Kanye West, who might bring a more high-fashion vibe than previous performers like Katy Perry, Akon, and the Black Eyed Peas (then again, he might not); Maroon 5 will also perform. And because they always have to pick the Victoria’s Secret Angel who most recently gave birth to wear the extra-special diamond-encrusted lingerie, just to hammer home their awe-inspiring absence of cellulite, Miranda Kerr has been given the honor of encasing her boobs in the $2.5 million “Treasure Fantasy Bra” this year. The show airs on Wednesday, November 29.

Miranda Kerr to return to Victoria’s Secret catwalk with a $2.5m bang [Telegraph UK]

Kanye West Will Perform at This Year’s Victoria’s Secret Show