reesespieces: Is this going to be bad?
reesespieces: I don’t know if I can watch.
charmant: They only show like three seconds of him actually singing.
reesespieces: Okay, that’s a relief.
reesespieces: Omgosh in front of all those people!
charmant: It just seems cruel.
reesespieces: I couldn’t do it. Not even if Anna asked.
reesespieces: Wow. props to Hamish.
charmant: Right? He looks SO nervous, that poor man.
charmant: I’m upset they omitted the “saucy bum swing” that he wrote about.
reesespieces: Do the judges actually know who he is, do you think?
charmant: No, he lied and put down a different name.
reesespieces: I guess you would never think that he’d do this.
charmant: I mean, if I saw a British dude with Zorro makeup and pearls onstage, Hamish would not be my first guess.