With Pippa Middleton about to begin a promotional tour for her new book on party planning, U.S. television networks are getting ready for an all-out brawl. The latest (and inherently dubious) news from the British tabloids is that Pippa’s considered a “dream guest” by most talk-show hosts, with producers behind Barbara Walters, Ellen DeGeneres, and Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network prepared to “pull out all the stops” to land an interview. That apparently means offers close to $200,000. We’d love to talk to you, too, Pippa, but can’t quite afford six figures — we’ll take you out for tea and scones though. Let us know!