Another day, another Oscar dress that won’t be yours: Net-a-porter.com is stocking a version of the black and gold-embroidered Alexander McQueen gown that Jessica Chastain wore to the Oscars for only $28,950. The online retailer’s version has a tiered silk-organza skirt, while Chastain’s was embellished all the way down to the hem. You’ll have to put in a call to Sarah Burton if you want the real thing.
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Jessica Chastain attends the UK premiere of ‘The Debt’ at The Curzon Mayfair on September 21, 2011 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images) Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images