Don’t let all this serious fashion news distract you from Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s vacation in St. Barts, which has been well-documented by paparazzi. Here’s the couple in normal-looking swimsuits, lying on plain white beach towels, and enjoying a coconut beverage from a red plastic straw. Please note the absence of visible beach bling, cushy reclining chairs, and cabana boys fanning them with palm fronds; in fact, they’re not even by themselves! (Some other folks are camped on their towels just a few feet away, as if they’re all just normal people on a normal beach where there’s no privacy and it’s acceptable to accidentally kick sand onto one’s neighbors and disrupt their naps.) At least they had the wherewithal to coordinate their swimwear.
Bey and Jay, on the beach.