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Watch Top Model Hopefuls Dance in Booty Tooch Pads

Last night on Top Model, the remaining contestants shot music videos. Terrible, terrible music videos. And to make sure their performances “tooched” (because that’s a verb now, apparently), Tyra provided a lesson on the art of, well, “tooching.” That tooch teach session came with special butt-enhancing underwear, which made poor Azmarie, this cycle’s androgynous model — and arguably one of the only girls with any semblance of talent — too uncomfortable to take part. “I’m a grown-ass woman,” she noted in confessional, “and I don’t have time for that s–t.” Wise words indeed, but wiser still when applied by would-be models to the show as a whole.

Top Model Hopefuls Dance in Booty Tooch Pads