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Heidi Klum’s Breakup Package Includes a Rock-Star Music Video

Remember that time when Heidi Klum and Seal serenaded each other at the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? This is not that. Shot for fashion photographer Rankin’s Hunger Magazine and called “Turn Up the Night,” the model jams on an electric guitar while wrapped in an American flag, smokes three or four cigarettes, wears sunglasses in poorly lit environs, pole dances in a leather harness, and permits a thoroughly unamused gentleman to tattoo her arm — all while singing, “You’re just what I want my hands on/ Slip into your skin beside you/ A fever deep inside, I can’t stop/ I’m begging on my knees, just take me.” According to the Telegraph, “Heidi’s pop-chick stint is a one-off,” but you can play it and replay it and replay it every time she says something amicable about her split.

Heidi Klum’s Rock-Star Music Video