Kate Moss waltzed into last night’s Marie Curie Cancer Care fund-raiser in London draped over the shoulder of her husband of almost a year, Jamie Hince, and proceeded to amuse herself with various antics in between bouts of extreme boredom. First she stole photographer David Bailey’s very large camera so that she could take some photos herself. Then she clambered onto the stage to auction off a portrait of Rod Stewart by Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood.* Luckily, she made sure cameras were trained on her at all times, so all her escapades were captured on film; click through for a comprehensive timeline of her evening.
* Indeed, this was a portrait of Rod by Ronnie, not a portrait of Ronnie himself.