Stephen Colbert was also entertained by an article in last week’s Times about gun fashion (namely, about new clothing that allows you to conceal your guns without sacrificing “style”). You see, there’s really no shortage of jokes to be made about putting guns in one’s pants. “No one will know if that’s a gun in your pocket unless you’re unhappy to see them,” he points out. “Just don’t get these pockets confused, or otherwise you might try to stop a criminal with half a granola bar and a Home Depot receipt.”