“Miranda the Waxwork,” that is. According to the Telegraph, Sydney’s Madame Tussauds took four months and 500 measurements to complete the incarnation of the model, who wears a red gown by Australian designer Alex Perry. Wax Miranda joins Wax President Obama, the Wax Dalai Lama, and Wax Queen Elizabeth II … and we hear if you step within inches of the faux model, a soundtrack of her telling birthing stories will start to play. If you poke her, she’ll repeat the words noni berries ad nauseam. How lifelike!