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Most Impractical Laptop: Frank Sorbier How is she possibly going to update her Facebook status with those nails?
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Most Impractical Laptop: Frank Sorbier How is she possibly going to update her Facebook status with those nails?
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Most Convincing Argument for a
Black Swan Sequel: Chanel Bird meets tutu: the redux.
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Most Groom-Repellent Bridal Headwear: Basil Soda How's she going to kiss anyone with her face all wrapped in tinsel strands?
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Most Groom-Repellent Bridal Headwear: Basil Soda How's she going to kiss anyone with her face all wrapped in tinsel strands?
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Most Regal Clown: Alexis Mabille Bride of Bubbles.
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Best Use of Pointillism: Dior Raf Simons, meet Georges Seurat, minus the parasols.
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Most Comfortable Footwear: Givenchy Wearing heels with one's living room rug would be overkill.
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Most Likely to Attract Bees: Giambattista Valli That is, if all the bees weren't having enough of a field day with the walls at Dior.
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Most Likely to Attract Bees: Giambattista Valli That is, if all the bees weren't having enough of a field day with the walls at Dior.
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Most Likely to Be Used as a Cat Toy: Chanel Choupette will be having her way with this garment, if she hasn't already.
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Most Likely to Be Used as a Cat Toy: Chanel Choupette will be having her way with this garment, if she hasn't already.
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Most Confusing Materials: Maison Martin Margiela We wanted that to be a bird head on the shirt so badly, but we just can't be sure.
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Most Confusing Materials: Maison Martin Margiela We wanted that to be a bird head on the shirt so badly, but we just can't be sure.
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Jenna Lyons: Christophe Josse Well, maybe not, since she's basically worn this exact outfit already.
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Jenna Lyons: Christophe Josse Well, maybe not, since she's basically worn this exact outfit already.
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Most Deceivingly Complicated: Dior Yes, we know, all these dresses were heart-rendingly beautiful and cost hundreds of hours of backbreaking labo...
Most Deceivingly Complicated: Dior Yes, we know, all these dresses were heart-rendingly beautiful and cost hundreds of hours of backbreaking labor. But isn't it a true mark of skill to make something so difficult look so simple?
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Most Devastating Altercation With a Paper-Shredder: Versace If you look closely, you'll see that those lapels are actually made of Donatella's ol...
Most Devastating Altercation With a Paper-Shredder: Versace If you look closely, you'll see that those lapels are actually made of Donatella's old credit card statements.
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Trickiest for Visiting the Bathroom: Iris van Herpen You couldn't even fit in the stall.
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Second Trickiest for Visiting the Bathroom: Jean Paul Gaultier But seriously, isn't this one of Madonna's tour costumes?
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Second Trickiest for Visiting the Bathroom: Jean Paul Gaultier But seriously, isn't this one of Madonna's tour costumes?
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Jennifer Lopez: Zuhair Murad If she hasn't worn this already.
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Least Gratuitous Nipple: Jean Paul Gaultier Andrej, pretty as ever.
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Most Party-Ready: Yiqing Yin You know someone's partied too much when she's wearing a headress/bodysuit and heels made from recycled streamers.
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Most Party-Ready: Yiqing Yin You know someone's partied too much when she's wearing a headress/bodysuit and heels made from recycled streamers.
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Most Tree-Like: Giambattista Valli If Ophelia had decided to walk away from that river, this is exactly what she'd look like.
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Most Tree-Like: Giambattista Valli If Ophelia had decided to walk away from that river, this is exactly what she'd look like.
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Most Hands-Free: Iris van Herpen Perfect for balancing a lunch tray; not so perfect for answering your phone, getting into a cab, tying your shoe...
Most Hands-Free: Iris van Herpen Perfect for balancing a lunch tray; not so perfect for answering your phone, getting into a cab, tying your shoes, or really anything else.
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Most Topsy-Turvy: Dior Party up top, business down below.
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Most Defensive: Julien Fournie Just like in tropical reef ecosystems, it's best to scare off adversaries, or other models, with brightly colored,...
Most Defensive: Julien Fournie Just like in tropical reef ecosystems, it's best to scare off adversaries, or other models, with brightly colored, protruding fins.
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Alec Baldwin's New Wife: Georges Chakra This hat is a few feathers shy of full towel camouflage.
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Alec Baldwin's New Wife: Georges Chakra This hat is a few feathers shy of full towel camouflage.
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Michelle Harper: Alexandre Vauthier "More naked, more naked!"
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Michelle Harper: Alexandre Vauthier "More naked, more naked!"
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Most Convenient for Disguising Pregnancy: Didithe Hediprasetyo Gisele, take note.
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Least Necessary to Wear Spanx With: Georges Chakra That metal corset ought to tamp down excess pudge much more effectively than Spandex.&nbs...
Least Necessary to Wear Spanx With: Georges Chakra That metal corset ought to tamp down excess pudge much more effectively than Spandex.
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Most Potentially Disastrous: Jean Paul Gaultier You're really playing with fire by raising your arms in this outfit.
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Most Potentially Disastrous: Jean Paul Gaultier You're really playing with fire by raising your arms in this outfit.
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Nicki Minaj: On Aura Tout Vu Headdress and all.
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Most Likely to Be Worn by Katy Perry: Frank Sorbier Low-hanging fruit, that is.
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