Tom Brady shares the cover of VMAN’s new fall issue with a very big and angry-looking rottweiler. (Spoiler: The dog bites him. True story.) Braver still, he let Carine Roitfeld style him with a big dog collar and sharp black suit in the corresponding editorial — though, clearly not a natural punk, he doesn’t look quite convinced. He’s got no plans to beef up his acting credentials either, telling the magazine he won’t dabble in the field after his retirement from football. A missed opportunity, really: This snarly spread of photos alone would make a great audition for a guest spot on MTV’s Teen Wolf.