This Is Not the Breakup E-mail That John Mayer Sent to Katy Perry

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Like so many rebounds great love affairs, Katy Perry and John Mayer’s relationship has met its untimely fate … but not before the couple received the Celebrotica treatment. Thank goodness for that. Worse still, John reportedly called things off via e-mail — poor Katy, Baptiste would never do that. The Cut either obtained or totally made up (you pick!) the message chain that ended things; read the back and forth in chronological order below:

From: Katheryn Hudson
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2012 21:04:14
To: “Mayer, John Clayton”
Subject: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET’s gEt iCe creAm >..<

i LYK **chErry** flAVors.
xxx KittYK@t

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From: John Clayton Mayer
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:31:30
To: “Hudson, Katheryn”
Subject: Re: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET’s gEt iCe creAm >..<

k-t,
right now i’m staying home alone on a wednesday
flat on the floor looking back on old love or lack thereof
after all our crushes are faded and all my wishful thinking was wrong
i’m jaded and i hate it but i think we should break up.
fond wishes and one final miaow.
–john clayton

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From: Katheryn Hudson
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:38:51
To: “Mayer, John Clayton”
Subject: Re: Re: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET’s gEt iCe creAm >..<

**o.M.g.** jOHn dId U jUSt BreAkUp wIth ME iN ~aN eMAil~? AND uSING UR OwN SoNG’s lYRiCs? thIs iS 2 2 mUCh.
nOt UR KittYK@t

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From: John Clayton Mayer
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:44:12
To: “Hudson, Katheryn”
Subject: Re: Re: Re: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET’s gEt iCe creAm >..<

yes.

Not the Breakup E-mail Mayer Sent to Perry