Exactly a month after they announced their amicable separation, they met up in the south of France, Us Weekly reports. And the entire Depp–Paradis family stopped by the Plan de la Tour market, where they were spotted “joking around” by (apparently the town’s gossipmonger) Sofia DeCout, who added, “At one point, Johnny held Vanessa’s hand!” And the earth stopped turning, and birds started chirping, and babies cried, and Ryan Lochte’s grill sparkled, and there was a double rainbow! Anyway, according to another source, the two won’t ever get back together, and Depp is dating Amber Heard.
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