
It’s no surprise that Lochte’s post-Olympic plans include pursuing his lifelong dream of fashion design. His agent, Erika Wright, tells the Hollywood Reporter that he’s gotten “offers” — plural! — for a fashion line, and that he’s also considering some reality-TV concepts. Or better yet, perhaps he’ll entertain some combination of the above? Just picture this scene: Lochte draping fabric over a mannequin, squinting at a troubling seam, grasping his siccors — er, scissors to snip off a ruffle, and stomping his diamond grill into tiny pieces with frustration. Now that’d be entertainment! (And if that doesn’t work out, there’s always Dancing With the Stars.)