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John Mayer and Katy Perry to Never Wear Twin Hair Buns Again

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The “Your Body Is a Wonderland” crooner (apologies, as this is still the only John Mayer song we can name without Googling) eliminated the possibility of he and Perry returning to their August 4 level of affection (and hairstyle coordination) by chopping off his raven, shoulder-length locks, putting the last nail in the coffin that holds the remains of their 37-minute-long relationship. Though Perry was said to be “really upset about” their breakup, and was “making it seem like it wasn’t serious with John, but she is hurt,” according to U.K. paper of record The Sun, she and Robert Pattinson reportedly enjoyed a “candlelit dinner” in L.A. over the weekend. A source said, “Rob was looking at her breasts all night,” and Perry was “tossing her head back, laughing at his jokes, touching his arm and twirling her hair.” Which was presumably not in a bun. Tear.

Mayer and Perry to Never Wear Twin Hair Buns