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Thanks to a Tyra Banks Master Class, Jimmy Fallon Can Now Booty Tooch With the Best of Them

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Promoting Top Model’s new college-themed season, which kicks off this Friday, Tyra Banks appeared on last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  Tyra gave Jimmy a lesson in good tooch/bad tooch — explaining all the problems with a “hoochie tooch” (too “hey girl, hey”)  and the “poochie tooch” (needs tighter Spanx) while lauding the apparently high-fashion merits of the “Gucci tooch.”  (Soon to come: the “Noguchi tooch,” which involves a lot of architectural contortion and bent elbows.) Despite his self-deprecating protestations, Fallon’s skills suggest he’s either a born toocher or that he practiced in front of his dressing room mirror beforehand. Then again, maybe Fallon just made sure his stylist found him some tooch pads.

Tyra Teaches Jimmy Fallon the Art of Tooching