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What Do You Think Gisele Had for Lunch Yesterday?

“I once saw an ice cream cone.”

The model, who still hasn’t confirmed her second pregnancy (giving us no choice but to crack jokes about her appetite), stopped by a New England Patriots training game in Foxborough, Massachusetts, on Tuesday. We already know Tom Brady’s performance is a touchy subject — see February, when she told a group of not-so-nice Giants fans, “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” And that, combined with the news that Jay-Z and Beyoncé are the World’s Highest-Paid Celebrity Couple according to Forbes (beating out the Bundchen-Brady union by $6 million … just $6 million!) may have led to a few bites of pie or one Double Stuf Oreo. Stressed is desserts spelled backwards, Gisele; however, that baby you’re keeping in there probably loves red velvet cupcakes.

What Do You Think Gisele Had for Lunch?