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With Kate Middleton’s Boobs on the Loose, Palace Surrenders Prince Harry Complaint

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While St. James’s Palace continues its legal fight to get the Duchess of Cambridge’s internationally exposed boobs back in their bikini top, it’s given up on trying to keep Prince Harry decent.”Having considered the matter now for a number of weeks, we have decided not to pursue a complaint,” a spokeswoman for the palace said of the photo published by TMZ and The Sun. Because the prince is now “focused entirely on his deployment in Afghanistan,” pursuing a complaint related to his private pursuits (Vegas, swimming pool, strip billiards) “would not be appropriate at this time and would prove to be a distraction.” Meanwhile, yet another foreign tabloid, this one Danish, has published a shot of Kate Middleton sans bikini bottoms, catching her getting changed on the balcony of the same chateau. The palace has yet to comment on the blurry photos of, as Egotastic calls it, the “regal beaver.” 

Monarchy Performs Triage on Nude Photo Scandals