Queen Elizabeth Reacts to the Royal Scandals

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These last weeks have been rough for Queen Elizabeth. First there were the pictures of Prince Harry with his royal bum on display. Then Prince Philip pulled a Britney, splaying his legs in front of photographers while going commando under a kilt. Then her beloved corgi Monty— who starred alongside Daniel Craig in the thrilling Olympics opener — and Cider the Dachshund-corgi crossbreed died. The final capstone in Queezy’s pyramid of pain: Tabloid photos of Kate Middleton on spring break a romantic getaway with Wills hit newsstands. See the Queen react to the news in our slideshow.

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Finding Out About Kate Middleton’s Topless Scandal

“Nipples? Out-of-doors?

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Seeing Kate Middleton’s Topless Pictures

“Well. At least they’re perky.”

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Finding Out About Prince Harry’s Naked Pictures

“He is as rebellious as the wayward colonies he keeps partying in.”

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Seeing Prince Harry’s Naked American Photographs

“On the bright side, no swastikas.”

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Finding Out About Prince Philip’s Upskirt Kilt Picture

“Not again.”

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Seeing Prince Philip “Totally Flashed His Penis” in That Upskirt Kilt Picture

“It’s like I’m married to a Lohan.”

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Finding Out Prince Philip’s New Tabloid Nickname Is “P.P.”

“On the other hand, Queen Victoria’s husband had it worse.”

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Finding Out Her Beloved Pets Cider and Monty Have Died

“Only the corgis with stripper names are left!” (Cider and Monty are survived by Willow and Holly.)

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Remembering She Is Still the Queen of Motherfucking England

“I live in a palace.”

Queen Elizabeth Reacts to the Royal Scandals