Anna Dello Russo’s full “Fashion Shower” music video premiered this morning. The clip, which doubles as promotion of her new accessories line in collaboration with H&M and potential Rihanna remix material, sees ADR prancing around against opulent, Eurotrash-y backdrops in high heels, feathers, veils, and a black Latex minidress (should she get wet), “singing” along to the semi-nonsensical fashion rules she’d often post on her blog back in the day. For example: “Lesson #6: Somebody wearing your same outfit. Wonderful! You did a right choice. (Air kisses.)” The Times harshly describes the whole thing as “the kind of train wreck that makes you feel just a little bit sorry for the subject, even though you know she is making a lot of cash for flashing her long legs.” Pity Anna not, we say, just dance along with her.