A British cable channel will soon premiere Top Dog Model, a reality TV competition to find, yes, the best doggie model the United Kingdom has to offer. This is not a joke. (Well, it sort of is, but in a good way.) Fifteen canine hopefuls will be put through their paces in, oh, yes, “dog-eat-dog modeling assignments,” judged by a Hollywood dog agent, a fashion model, and a girl who appeared on the British version of The X Factor. Hey, why not? Our pick for the winner: Brindle (pictured), but we’re also predicting Princess as the season’s breakout star.