Miranda Kerr ‘Must Have Been a Koala’ in a Past Life

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Because a coy topless cover shot just isn’t enough these days, British Esquire presented their December cover star, Miranda Kerr, with their “Sexiest Woman Alive” award. (Miranda, there’s a congratulatory vegan cupcake in the mail.) In keeping with her new title, Kerr peppered her interview with the magazine with titillating quotes — she loves “celebrating the female figure” and considers a good bit of flirting “second nature.” Why, she can’t even think of anything she’d consider too sexy, “as long as it’s classy and timeless and it’s something I wouldn’t be ashamed of.” (Snooze.) Oh, and then she’s sure she’s been a koala in a past life, which must have something to do with all that raw food.

Kerr ‘Must Have Been a Koala’ in a Past Life