The end of Paris Fashion Week is approaching, which means Victoria’s Secret is poised to inundate the fashion news cycle with nonstop tales of frightening diets and workouts until their annual runway show graces our televisions on December 4. First up: today’s announcement that this year’s performers will be Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and Bruno Mars. This lineup means there probably won’t be any runway serenades this year … actually, wait! It just means the runway couplings will be that much more interesting. Let’s start our predictions now — Bruno Mars already had his chance with Joan Smalls; who’s next?