When Anna Wintour went on The Colbert Report back in May, she and Stephen made a date to (in his words) “go to Long John Silver’s and just lose [ourselves] in a pile of batter-fried shrimp.” Last night, he admitted to WWD that their rendezvous hadn’t come to fruition. Worse yet, he couldn’t even remember what kind of greasy food they’d planned to eat: “Where were we supposed to go, Cheesecake Factory?” he wondered. ”We haven’t gone yet, but I still hope.” Hollow promises, Stephen, hollow.
Anna Wintour. Photo: Getty