For Comedy Central’s “Night of Too Many Stars,” Derek presented his newest project, saying, “As many of you know, 2012 was the last year on the Maya Rudolph’s calendar. That means, the acropolis is coming. Thanks to models’ superior generics, they will survive, while normal people will die horribly. But there’s also bad news.” All of the calendar-makers will be dead! “That’s why I’m offering the 2013 Derek Zoolander ‘End of Syphilisation’ calendar. I chose to start the calendar in January — as you can see, the meatpacking district on New Year’s looks much the same.” The guy at 49 seconds can’t wait to find out what February holds.