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Harry Brant ‘DYING for Hill DOG to Run in 2016!’

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What were you up to last night? Me: Around 11 p.m., I grew bored of staring at myself in the mirror, modeling my new bolero (favorite pastime!), and decided to check in on the presidential election, praying Rafalca would be doing a victory trot.

Hill DOG? Try Hill LION.

Remember Jonathan Krohn? Harry’s 16; he should snap out of it and become a Republican any day now.

Like spelling! (Too easy.)

Okay, okay. The lack of self-editing is painful.

And there’s nothing worse than falling behind the trend, Peter.