What were you up to last night? Me: Around 11 p.m., I grew bored of staring at myself in the mirror, modeling my new bolero (favorite pastime!), and decided to check in on the presidential election, praying Rafalca would be doing a victory trot.
Hill DOG? Try Hill LION.
Remember Jonathan Krohn? Harry’s 16; he should snap out of it and become a Republican any day now.
Like spelling! (Too easy.)
Okay, okay. The lack of self-editing is painful.
And there’s nothing worse than falling behind the trend, Peter.