this is how you do it

Now, This Is How You Wear Red Lipstick

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Last night, the Grammy-nominated singer showed up to LAX wearing what can only be described as the best new way to wear vivid red lipstick on any given day, anywhere. This is how you do it:

1. Grab your oversize Adidas black, athletic, hooded sweatshirt. Giant throwback logo preferred.

2. Find matching solid black sweatpants with elastic at the ankles.

3. Find matching black Adidas high-top basketball sneakers. Do not tie them.

4. Pack Pierre Hardy Suede Leopard print backpack with plane essentials, like jumpsuits and Rolexes.

5. Accessorize with Prada eyewear,  giant diamond studs, and a thick neck chain that’s usually reserved for dudes.

6. Add lipstick. Do not smile.

(YOLO joke omitted for your pleasure.)