pregnant princesses!!

But Really, What Shall We Nickname the Royal Fetus?

Reveal yourself!
Reveal yourself!

It’s been over 24 hours since the palace announced Kate Middleton’s pregnancy, and the Internet still has not coalesced around a nickname for the gestating royal, who is currently somewhere between 8 and 12 weeks old. Although “Middlefetus” has emerged as a popular front-runner, there are many other excellent options to consider. We’ve brainstormed a short list; feel free to weigh in.

Crown Fetus
His/Her Royal Magestation
Occupy Kate Middleton
The Heir-ball 
Sovereign of Upper Fallopia 

We could keep going with this all afternoon, but in the meantime, Internet: Reveal to us a great leader! “Contents of Kate Middleton’s Uterus” does not a catchy headline maketh.

Related: Palace Confirms Kate Middleton Is Pregnant 

Really, What Shall We Nickname the Royal Fetus?