It’s been over 24 hours since the palace announced Kate Middleton’s pregnancy, and the Internet still has not coalesced around a nickname for the gestating royal, who is currently somewhere between 8 and 12 weeks old. Although “Middlefetus” has emerged as a popular front-runner, there are many other excellent options to consider. We’ve brainstormed a short list; feel free to weigh in.
His/Her Royal Magestation
Occupy Kate Middleton
Sovereign of Upper Fallopia
We could keep going with this all afternoon, but in the meantime, Internet: Reveal to us a great leader! “Contents of Kate Middleton’s Uterus” does not a catchy headline maketh.