Taylor Swift Just Really Wants to Be the Girl Next Door

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Swift, who is in a maybe-relationship (best illustrated by this difficult-to-look-at tattoo ship) with One Direction elf Harry Styles, reportedly “fell in love with the gorgeous countryside” where Mrs. Styles lives in the U.K. and hopes to buy a house nearby, RadarOnline writes. A source said, “Taylor would love a really old, thick-walled cottage with a fire place [sic]” in Bowness-on-Windermere, and, “Harry’s mom and sister have vowed to help her find the perfect place!” And the word vowed echoed through Swift’s soon-to-be dungeon.

Taylor Swift Wants to Be the Girl Next Door