For those of you who didn’t follow every second of the Fug Girls’ Live Blog (SHAME!), the Cut selected the best two minutes of footage from the Golden Globes red carpet. Chuckle as Jennifer Lawrence says, “This is Dior Haute Couture. Um, I don’t really know what haute means”; wince as Claire Danes remarks, “I’m hoping I don’t leak”; and feel like you’re in an episode of Girls as Lena Dunham explains, “My breasts have a tendency to sort of shove my dress to the right and I have to fight it back to the left.” All this and an abundance of Ryan Seacrest, in our video.