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A Closer Look at Kimye’s New Year’s Eve Outfits

Photo: Steve Lawton/WireImage, Denise Truscello/WireImage

Only 24 hours after Kanye West called Kim Kardashian his “baby mama” in front of thousands of his closest friends, the couple walked the red carpet at 1 Oak Nightclub at the Mirage in Las Vegas for a party that Kim hosted. She wore a Julien MacDonald dress made from a trawl net with black, sea-plant-like appliqués. When we zoomed in, the appliqués appeared to be ivy-shaped and blue, because that’s what we wanted to see. (But, really, there is a blue sheen.) There’s also probably a flesh-tone underlay, lest we already get up close and personal with KimyEmbryo. Girl’s messy side-braid completed her Glamorous Swamp Thing look.

Ye was disappointing. After a month full of kilts (and behind-the-scenes kilt-choosing videos), crystal-encrusted Margiela masks, and whatever this is, showing up in a black suit with a white button-down shirt to a New Year’s Eve party couldn’t be a bigger cop-out. Two out of 10 at best.

Can’t tell me nothing. Photo: Denise Truscello/WireImage

Zoom in and smush your face against the screen to feel the love. But, remember — only Kim gets to see Yeezy's bottom row of diamond teeth. Worth mentioning: Kim's badonk. She seems to have ditched her Spanx. Between this and her LAX peplum, she might be trying to appear more pregnant than she really is.

This goes above the mantle. Photo: Denise Truscello/WireImage

Kim: I'm going to be a mommy! Kanye: My hand is caught in the net.

A Closer Look at Kimye’s New Year’s Eve Outfits