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Photos: On Set With David Beckham in His H&M Underwear

The kind — really too kind — folks at H&M sent us a batch of behind-the-scenes photos from their upcoming David Beckham Bodywear campaign, which breaks February 6. Directed by Guy Ritchie, a boxer-brief-clad Beckham runs through the streets of Beverly Hills, and … we don’t need to type much more, but we did write some captions, if reading’s your thing.

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“Listen up: No one else except for Mr. Beckham’s follicle masseur is allowed within a five-foot radius of him.”

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Sometimes, I spend hours thinking about those pants that unzip at the knee and become shorts.

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“Victoria’s plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activities where balls fly at my nose.”

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Odd. The last time I did this trick, Romeo turned into a Burberry model.

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Guy: “Is Victoria using your David Beckham for H&M statue as a back-scratcher?” David: “She has loads of them.”

Okay … it’s jeté, grand jeté, grand jeté, then end in an arabesque.

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David: “I can’t believe you haven’t seen ’Charlie Bit Me!’” Guy: “This is brilliant!”

Photos: David Beckham in His H&M Underwear