Pimp Coats, Strategic Dream Catchers, and Other Highlights From Milan Menswear
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The Milan menswear shows wrapped up yesterday, but before we delve into Paris, let’s take a moment to bask in the weirdness that appeared on the catwalks this past week. There were ski masks at Moncler and Umit Benan, leather skirts at John Richmond, and a greyhound at Trussardi. The ever-weird Frankie Morello showed fire-escape prints, and Versace made lacy undies. Click ahead for our full analysis.
Least Obedient Shirttails: Andrea Incontri Bunching.
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Sassiest Waist Belt: Belstaff Defining his curves.
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Most Valentine-Friendly: Burberry <3
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Most Exciting Undersides: Canali Flash that lining.
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Best Bathrobe: Corneliani Photo: Imaxtree
Most Saint Laurent: Costume National The scrubby boy-stache is so Hedi.
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Most Prepared for Runway Crop-Dusting: Philipp Plein He brought an extra one for the guy behind him, just in case.
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Least Efficient Floor Duster: Daks Hope that runway was well vacuumed.
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Most Pimpin’ Coat: Fendi Spendin' Gs.
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Second Most Pimpin' Coat: Versace Also, note the looser version of the hot pocket we touched on earlier today.
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Ripest for Dream-Catcher Jokes: Moncler Gamme Bleu Those are some big, swinging ... animal tails.
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Most Fire-Safety-Friendly: Frankie Morello Oh, look, it's the set of Gaga's "Edge of Glory" video, in suit form.
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Horsiest: Etro The middle look, while not of a horse, does feature a horse-blanket-inspired coat.
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Scarf Most Likely Worn by Tina Fey at the Golden Globes: Roccobarocco No, but really.
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Kanye’s New Favorite Outfit: John Richmond Let's not ignore that belly button swirl pattern either.
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Most Exciting Pants: Dirk Bikkembergs Stirrups! Layered shorts! Snow pants?
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Cloudiest: Kenzo No chance of meatballs, unfortunately.
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Creepiest Flavor-Savor: Umit Benan Peeping through the ski-mask hole.
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Most Italian Answer to London’s Basset Hound: Trussardi Of course Italy's dog would be skinny — and smug about it.
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Most Befitting a Count: Les Hommes Or someone with an equally obscure royal title that involves living in a castle or manor.
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Most Useful for Hiding Sweaty Armpits: Missoni Perfect for job interviews, first dates.
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Most Useful Hat for Tour-Group Leaders: DSquared2 Way cooler than holding an umbrella or some dorky sign.
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