Red-carpet reporting is, by definition, an awkward task. You’re juggling dozens of nervous, hungry, hyped-up celebrities and their protective publicists. You’ve got about twenty seconds for each interview, and you’re working with multiple cameras at the same time. You’ve got to find a way to make all your repetitive questions sound novel every time you ask them. We’ve distilled the most uncomfortable, entertaining bits from Ryan Seacrest’s Oscars broadcast last night into this video; enjoy, and be grateful for your own job today!