While TMZ wags a finger at Lindsay Lohan for drinking on the eve of her court-ordered return to rehab, they’re missing the more important story: Lohan is a top-notch friend-date. According to the Daily News, one lucky woman named “Patty” got to hit San Diego club Fluxx with Lindsay Lohan on her side. That means drinking Ketel One from carafes (so discreet), smoking Parliaments inside, and hanging out with Sean Kingston. Lohan asked “VIP hosts to find dark hair, fair skin, blue-eyed scruffy boys in the nightclub for her friend.” This, weeks before she’s due in lockdown rehab, which may or may not exist. Shouldn’t that count toward her community service?