Her Madgesty attended Saturday night’s GLAAD Media Awards (honoring Anderson Cooper) wearing her own take on the Boy Scouts of America uniform — a navy button-down covered in badges and knee-length shorts, a striped neckerchief, fishnet tights, fingerless leather gloves, lace-up combat boots, and a wide-brimmed hat. “I wanted to be a boy scout, but they wouldn’t let me join,” Madonna complained. “I think that’s fucked up. I can build a fire. I know how to pitch a tent. I have a very good sense of direction. I can rescue kittens from trees. Listen, I wanna do for the community. But most importantly, I know how to scout for boys.” Then, she grabbed Cooper’s bottom.