Behold, the saddest picture of the world’s saddest mega-successful beautiful person: Academy Award winner Anne Hathaway, known vegan, in the produce aisle at Whole Foods.
Before her veggie spree, Hathaway was photographed “leaving the Lancer Dermatologist Center in Beverly Hills.” High-end dermatology and a bushel of artichokes: the Hollywood equivalent of hanging out at home alone, popping zits and eating ice cream straight from the tub. Sometimes being a starlet really does sound awful.
(Look, I know we told you to stop making fun of Anne Hathaway. It’s just that she just makes it so easy, sometimes.)