Gwyneth Paltrow’s stylist Elizabeth Saltzman has weighed in on the most urgent butt-related matter of our time: Gwyneth’s sheer Iron Man 3 dress. Of the much-discussed Antonio Berardi gown, Saltzman tells Us Weekly:
Not only was it our first choice, it’s beautiful, it’s cool, it’s daring in a no-daring way. Nonthreatening. Elegant … It showed off her body. It’s spirit without being vulgar.
The point is that this girl has taste, this girl has confidence. And she’s not flaunting anything but the hard work that she’s put into being a happy body, happy person, healthy person. You don’t see a whole lot of false fakeness going on there like some other people. She’s always classic with a twist, classic with an edge.
This confirms our every theory about side-butts in general and Gwyneth Paltrow in particular. She’s just doing Gwyneth, 100 percent pure Goop, haters be damned.