Today, Mrs. Beckham turns 39 years old. Congrats! Celebrity birthdays are a real mystery — what in the world do you get them as a gift? A fountain pen? A personalized ballad? And how can you possibly top those Oscar-caliber parties they attend on the regular? With pirates? Louboutin cakes? While the designer is probably spending her day working, eating cake fruit with her kids, and enjoying the best gift of all, David Beckham’s abs, we’d like to imagine she’s taking advantage of her closet and having an epic Spice Girls dance party. With items like a J.Lo–looking dress and zebra-print mini, not to mention a zillion sparkly, pleather Spice World costumes at her fingertips, she has a lot of dramatic party options to choose from. So, to celebrate Victoria’s big day, take a look through the former pop star’s wardrobe and envision yourself in your very own Posh Spice birthday suit.
