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1. Choose a Good Outfit To ensure that the money shot includes her smize, Kim Kardashian drapes a robe over her famous butt. (Not that the photog...
1. Choose a Good Outfit To ensure that the money shot includes her smize, Kim Kardashian drapes a robe over her famous butt. (Not that the photographers won't try to get it, anyway.) Blown-out hair, smoky eyes, and a waist-cinching beach belt complete the look.
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2. Attract Some Attention Audrina Patridge, performing a totally normal exercise routine involving a string bikini and a hula hoop on a beach in ...
2. Attract Some Attention Audrina Patridge, performing a totally normal exercise routine involving a string bikini and a hula hoop on a beach in Los Angeles.
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3. Feign Nonchalance, Even in Full Makeup Nothing to see here, just Rihanna in magenta lipstick and hoop earrings, stretched out on a flotation d...
3. Feign Nonchalance, Even in Full Makeup Nothing to see here, just Rihanna in magenta lipstick and hoop earrings, stretched out on a flotation device, her perfect butt glistening in the sun.
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4. Feign Nonchalance, Even in a Headpiece "Oh, this? It's what I wear when I don't even care what I look like."
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4. Feign Nonchalance, Even in a Headpiece "Oh, this? It's what I wear when I don't even care what I look like."
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6. Wardrobe Malfunctions Help If the presence of your derriere isn't enough, on its own, to incite a sex riot, then pull an Aubrey O'Day and try ...
6. Wardrobe Malfunctions Help If the presence of your derriere isn't enough, on its own, to incite a sex riot, then pull an Aubrey O'Day and try a wardrobe malfunction.
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7. Lesser Celebrities Requires Bigger Malfunctions Jennifer Nicole Lee, "fitness model," demonstrates that in a paparazzi hot zone you ...
7. Lesser Celebrities Requires Bigger Malfunctions Jennifer Nicole Lee, "fitness model," demonstrates that in a paparazzi hot zone you don't need to be famous to be photographed, you just need to commit. Yes, she changed out of her bikini and into a t-shirt for an outdoor shower.
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8. Don't Be Afraid to Multitask Not only did Paz de la Huerta change into a bra in the middle of a parking lot, but she did the whole thing with ...
8. Don't Be Afraid to Multitask Not only did Paz de la Huerta change into a bra in the middle of a parking lot, but she did the whole thing with a lit cigarette in one hand. Afterwards, she changed into panties in the same parking lot. Feel free to gape in awe.
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9. Staging Is Key Spice Girl Melanie B. manages a picture with her baby, her butt, her Olympian husband touching her butt, and her Olympian husba...
9. Staging Is Key Spice Girl Melanie B. manages a picture with her baby, her butt, her Olympian husband touching her butt, and her Olympian husband's abs all in the frame. Did I mention these photos were taken in a private yard?
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10. Find the Light The full photo set shows model Candice Swanepoel sitting, at first, under an umbrella. She makes eye contact with the photogra...
10. Find the Light The full photo set shows model Candice Swanepoel sitting, at first, under an umbrella. She makes eye contact with the photographer. She smiles. She gathers her items, walks to a clearing in sunlight, then spins in circles as she sexily clothes herself.
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11. Flex Your Abs At left, Kellan Lutz at ease. At right, Kellan Lutz at work, squeezing his abs with every ounce of strength he's got as he walk...
11. Flex Your Abs At left, Kellan Lutz at ease. At right, Kellan Lutz at work, squeezing his abs with every ounce of strength he's got as he walks toward a paparazzo.
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12. Point Your Toes Although it's possible Janice Dickinson had plastic surgery to install invisible high heels on the bottoms of her feet, to el...
12. Point Your Toes Although it's possible Janice Dickinson had plastic surgery to install invisible high heels on the bottoms of her feet, to elongate her legs.
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13. Frame Your Face with a Prop Or perhaps Alessandra Ambrosio's daughter is a seashell, and she's listening to the ocean.
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14. Make Sure They Spell Your Name Right To maintain name exposure during a moment of fleshly exposure, "Italian glamour model Claudia Roman...
14. Make Sure They Spell Your Name Right To maintain name exposure during a moment of fleshly exposure, "Italian glamour model Claudia Romani" bends over in a thong bikini with CLAUDIA printed on the ass.
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15. When In Doubt, Add Boobs "Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore" not a good enough "sell"? How about "Topless bikini babe...
15. When In Doubt, Add Boobs "Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore" not a good enough "sell"? How about "Topless bikini babe magnet Shemar Moore"? Yeah, you knew The Daily Mail would bite.
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