Sean Parker, the Facebook playboy portrayed by Justin Timberlake in The Social Network, has a flair for the festive. In addition to his famous house parties, he and fianceé Alexandra Lenas are known for over-the-top Halloween costumes such as mauled characters from The Birds and, in nice a bit of payback, early aughts Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears. So it’s not surprising that the couple’s June wedding in Big Sur will have a very serious medieval theme. The save-the-date cards have gone out on scrolls, according to “Page Six.” More surprising is that the guests will reportedly be assigned a personal costumier, so there’s no excuse for not dressing up.
Brides have been known to go to anal-retentive lengths to make sure their wedding party is uniform in palette and body type. But this is the kind of theme-adherence insurance only a billionaire bridezilla can buy. And in spite of it, “Page Six” reports there’s a chance the wedding “could end up looking like an episode of Game of Thrones.” Luckily for Parker, there is a robust Pinterest community at the intersection of Renaissance faires and wedding planners with no end of Medieval-specific Pinspiration. Fourteenth-century Templar headdresses! Sword salutes! Medieval meat pies! Mead lollipops! Toasting goblets! An ancient Scottish hand-fasting ceremony! Although, if Game of Thrones is what Parker’s going for, there’s obviously a Pinterest board for that, too.