Courtney Love told Howard Stern yesterday that her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, was offered Kristen Stewart’s Bella role in the Twilight movies at age 13. “That’s a true story,” she said. “Someone just saw a picture of her in a magazine and sent me the script.” Love says Cobain immediately rejected the script, saying, “That’s a sexist, Mormon, piece of shit.”
And that’s a suspiciously mature opinion for a 13-year-old. But if your logorrheic mom is going to quote you to Howard Stern either way (and even though you haven’t seen each other in three years), what better made-up quote could you ask for? Courtney Love: Not even close to the world’s most embarrassing mom.