During last night’s punk-themed Met Gala red carpet, we trained our celebrity mind-reading skills to the inner thoughts of the many famous faces and fashion insiders in attendance. What did we learn? Cameron Diaz was worried her very spiky belt made her hug-proof; Katy Perry thought the evening was Game of Thrones–themed (well, Kingslayer himself did attend); Kim Kardashian and Gwyneth Paltrow tried out their best punk puns; and Beyoncé and Madonna feuded over who has single-name diva supremacy. Nevermind what they were wearing, what were they thinking? Watch and learn.