As if shopping for Father’s Day weren’t tricky enough already, the Daily News reports that more children and spouses are choosing plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures for dad. Long Island plastic surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg offers a dad package, and one Soho medical spa is offering 20 percent off noninvasive fat sculpting for Father’s Day. Another Manhattan plastic surgeon, Dr. Sam Rizk, sees male business triple in the weeks surrounding Father’s Day. His $30,000 neck lift — the better to show off last year’s neck tie — comes with a year’s supply of Botox. “I don’t think it’s offensive anymore,” Dr. Michael Fiorilla told the News. “It’s more like buying a massage or buying a spa treatment, and making your dad feel good about himself.” No more offensive than another book he’s already read, probably.